Mulpuru Raviteja Facts

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• Raviteja does not get highest marks. His marks themselves are highest. 
• There are infinite search results on google for only two things – “Raviteja’s achievements” and “Raviteja’s girlfriends”. 
• Raviteja is not a fan of Rajnikanth. Rajnikanth is a fan of Raviteja. 
• Raviteja does not do hard-work. Raviteja’s work is hard. 
• Raviteja does not need text-books. His notes become one. 
• Raviteja doesn’t buy rising shares. The shares he buys start rising. 
• Raviteja wears glasses to protect us from UV rays coming from his eyes. 
• Raviteja does not kill chicken. Hens themselves commit suicide to be eaten by raviteja.
• Raviteja wears clothes to protect us from the extreme knowledge radiating from his body, which may be harmful to normal human beings.
• Raviteja was once flying over the atlantic. He dropped 2 coins which saved the U.S from recession. 
• Raviteja doesn’t come to class to learn. He comes to see how much the teacher has learnt. 
• Everyone fears Dawood Ibrahim. Dawood Ibrahim fears Raviteja. 
• Raviteja gives call-letters to IIM’s. 
• Raviteja visited every place on earth, even the Bermuda triangle.
• Raviteja can drink,drive,sleep and have sex at the same time.
• The clock does not follow time. It follows Raviteja.
• Raviteja appoints his employer.
• Raviteja selects the companies for campus placements.
• If Raviteja did not take protection measures, half the world will be his descendants.
• While playing counter-strike, Raviteja plays as terrorist with left hand and counter-terrorist with right hand. 
• Raviteja wanted to become a representative. Thus, volleyball club was created. 
• Raviteja does not study computer science. Computers are programmed to follow Raviteja-science. 
• Raviteja can program a recursive loop which ends. 
• Raviteja can tell which of the two complex numbers is greater. 
• Raviteja gives loan to World Bank. 
• While giving an exam, Raviteja first fill the marks-obtained column and writes the answer later. 
• Raviteja can press ctrl + Alt + Del and undo it at such a high speed such that nothing happens. 
• Raviteja does not type according to the keyboard. The keys adjust themselves to fall under his fingers. 
• When Raviteja is batting, the point at which the ball lands after hitting his bat is defined as the boundary. 
• Raviteja does not acquire knowledge. He radiates it. 
• Raviteja taught God how to create. 
• Raviteja can play at both sides of a T.T table simultaneously. The match extends till infinity. Final score tends to 0-0. 
• Raviteja does not run. The ground shifts beneath. 
• Two intellectual thoughts of Raviteja clashed. It led to tsunami. 
• When five intellectual thoughts of Raviteja will clash, it will lead to 2012! 
• Once a beggar came to Raviteja. Today, he is known as Bill Gates. 
• The day Raviteja missed school, it was declared a holiday. 
• Raviteja does not have friends. He has disciples. 
• Raviteja is not the best among masters. He is the only one. 
• Facebook has an account on raviteja.com. 
• Chuck Norris committed suicide after reading the above list and Rajnikanth gave up acting.

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