GIRLS AT IIT's

Hmmm... i know what must be going through your mind as soon as you read the title of this post- that its an article once again descripting the (rarely existent) beauty of the girls who manage to beat their fortune and get into the IIT's. Well..the answer is yes. But its got more to that. This age-old cliche has a lot of factors to it. Here i tried to dwell on the factors and the harmful consequences of it on the character of the (so called innocent) male students.

So,it all starts with J.E.E- The most difficult exam in the world at 18 years of age. The ever-clever God up there gets really busy with managing the 6 billion people of this planet and decides to save some time. The easiest way is to save some time on gals. So he gets them into studies. so He makes them the type where one tends to forget everything around oneself and tries to study 24 hours a day. but since GOD has to got the majority of the world to care about , he decides to limit it to a very few girls. And,he takes apecial care to keep the most beautiful females to keep out of this coup.

BUT,this plan on a small population does saves a lot of senseless time. Wondering how..?? Now let me tell you that if a gal gets into 24 hrs study,she wont ever give you tension. TRUST ME:"NO GIRL EVER SPENDS LESS THAT 10 MINUTES PERFECTING HER MAKE UP ONLY!!" Leave all the time that they spend on other things like choosing the dress, getting ready, staying tensed about their diets, their hair ,the cute guys that they fantasize about and F-A-T. The most (tension-full) fatal question that a girl can ever ask is,"Am i looking fat?" No matter how brilliant you are,you cant ever give a satisfying answer to that one. (There is lots of personal experience in these facts.) You cant imagine how much time they spend in all these things. In case you dont believe me, Just check any survey about the "time spent by girls on various activities". Therefore,with all these time-gobbling activities, i hope you can very well understand that it becomes carefree if the girl ends up only studying all day long.

Now,comes the exam. Obviously,if you have studied a lot,you do end up clearing J.E.E. Its true that hard-work never goes waste. So,they get the "A.I.R's". And hence the non-makeup girls enter into the academic premises of the most premier engineering college of the nation as students and make up maximum 10% of the student population. But,in this group(i cant call it a crowd,obviously)of the bespectacled studious girls who have given their "TANN, MANN & DHAN" to physics,chemistry and maths respectively,there are also some who are makeup deserving beauties but are unfortunate enough to have been fooled by God's cunningness to coax them into studies. So,now they realize the ground reality and decide to compensate for all that they missed out on in the past. No wonder,they come out as the shining faces in the tribe.

And hence starts the real story of misfortune that people undergo and end up doin lots of things that even THEY never thought about!! The journey thats full of adventures where anything related to girl is like the holy grail and people undergo various kinds of inexplicable emotions and actions for the most coveted one. The story where hearts of innumerable youngsters are broken everyday and just a handful get to something ( just one!) substantial in the time they spent in the campus. Hence starts the making of the most intelligent bastards of the world!
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Disclaimer:the above article is meant just for fun without any intention of hurting anyone's emotions. Any resemblance with reality is purely real and intentional.

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