Girls at IIT's- part:2 (The adventures of misfortune!)

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Hence starts the session at the IIT’s. About 5000 people enter the IIT’s of which about 500 are girls. Now,if you are a girl at IIT, you need not worry about anything. You will be like a princess, you will have loads and loads of admirers, your assignments will be taken care of, everything will be acording to your likes and dislikes and much more.. BUT, if you are a guy, you have got a lot of things to think about. Now, when a guy starts his engineering life, he sees girls for the first time because he has been a geek (by normal standards) for the past 12 years (the contradictions are not absent but very rare). So, now you get to see the college life- the world around us, the sights of nature, outside life, movies every week, malls, and the most influential things- GIRLS.

Now, the realization comes that beauty lies not only in the mathematical equations of calculus but somewhere else too! Something that attracts you blindly without any introduction. Now, comes the understanding of words like “infatuation”, “crush” , ”love”, etc. Everyone gets a copy of "Five point someone" and starts dreaming about a "neha" that they are about to find in the campus. They don't know that all such hopes and dreams of theirs are about to be crushed in near future. (For your information, never dare to even talk about a faculty's daughter. Your grades might just get halved. I know of only one person till date who had an affair with the Dean's daughter and actually got married to her.)

As we already know, the sex ratio at IIT’s is not a thing to be talked about. So, in order to lead a happy life at IIT you must have two things to keep you occupied – studies or relationship. The study ones are called the geeks, whereas the latter ones are called lucky. The (rare) ones having both are called “studs” and the ones having none, living solely on friendship and therefore doing all the useless things in the world, are called the “self-proclaimed studs” (Yours truly also belongs there. This article is a live example my uselessness). Now, in case you are a self-proclaimed stud, you must have worshiped god real hard and true to make you “lucky”. Then, God puts you in departments like Biotechnology and architecture where the females can even outnumber the males, which, is heaven in IIT by any standards! BUT, if you have been unkind to mankind, God may put you in departments like Mechanical engineering where you will feel for even the sight of females. And, if you have been brutal all your life, then beware! God will put you in departments like “mining” and “metallurgy” where the entry of girls is not even permitted!

On the registration day everyone sees all the faces around them. There, you get to see all kind of humans you can think about – grumpy, geek, idiot, stupid, smart, ugly, shy, horrible, Greek-gods, skinny and ,last but not the least, BEAUTIFUL ONES. And, without any mutual understanding, 90% of them keep their eyes engraved on a single person- the girl who is the best among the ones present. Let’s call her Miss Fortune. Now, from a guy’s perspective there are lots of hurdles between him and finding a Miss Fortune for himself.

1)She must have cracked J.E.E and not be someone’s relative who has come to see off someone (this hurts real bad!).
2) She must have chosen your IIT at the time of counseling. (By law of averages, it narrows the number to 60).
3)She must be in your department. (This further narrows the number down to a “maximum” of 10 - biotechnology & architecture are exceptions).
4)She must be your group. (Further narrowing to a maximum of 5.)

Now, in case you do find a Miss fortune satisfying all the above conditions, there are few more important conditions that are to be considered-
5)You get to talk to her. (Now, don’t ask me numbers on that one.)
6)She must give you some “bhaav”. (Don’t be daydreaming about that! She can always have any number of idiots like you at her command.)
7)There should not be anyone ahead of you in the race for the same Miss Fortune.
8)She should not be already committed to someone else (MOST IMPORTANT).

About 10-20% of the girls getting admission in IIT's go on to become someone's Miss fortune. But, everyone participates in the real race for grabbing Miss Fortune. They easily become the center of attention. As soon as guys get to know their names, the nerds flock towards the social networking sites viz orkut, facebook, hi5 and start searching her there. In case they do find her, they add her without a thought. Then, like a child stares at the animals in the zoo, they start checking out her profile and pictures (if she has put any) and hence, try to gather as much info about her as they can. Some go even further by gathering information from their sleuths in other colleges. As soon as she comes on-line,she would see a page showing 30-odd friend requests and a greater number sending her “Hi” as soon as she has logged in. Her scraps would rise exponentially along with beautifully decorated and colourful picture messages and e-cards and there will be a flood of sweet, cute testimonials on her profile. She is followed everywhere, except the loo, with dedication that can put even FBI spies to shame. Now, obviously if you get that much attention, even Gandhiji will get a high air about himself.

So, as mere mortals, the females too get a high air and the males do equally good to promote it. Suddenly, a fashion wave sweeps the academic premises. The makeup shops nearby make a merry and even run out of stock. The makeovers are the in-thing and the studious geeks transform into beautiful models, thereby producing more OOH's and AAH's. In case, you follow your Miss Fortune closely, you can very well see the different skin-shades above and below the neck courtesy their hostel-made beauty-parlours. Every new day presents them as if they are walking the red carpet at the Oscars. And, the dress repetitions, That cant happen! But, on some unlucky days, you can actually tell if your babe took a bath or not by simply seeing her in her true avatar in her "Just-out-of-bed" look. A lot more happening things keep you interested till atleast a month. But,one thing that this race obviously gives, is a very good demonstration of Crab theory- every crab is more interested in other's failure than his own success.

With all these facts in mind, you can very well find the probability of you actually managing to hook up with your Miss Fortune. The probability would come as low as the probability of flying pigs. Just in case she ain't committed, she would most probably fall for the someone of her choice within the first semester. She chooses the one who suits her best, but umpteen hearts break in the background during in the process. Hence, by the time the first semester ends, 20% of the Miss Fortune are already taken. By that time, most of the hopefuls have given up saying ”she was not my type” or “i never tried” (typical loser statement of the diplomats), but still some do keep trying away for the remaining ones and give rise to the part that goes on to dominate the next 4 years of their life. There is also a small portion which stays hopeful and waiting for a chance so as to become the second partner of the first lot of Miss Fortunes. But, they never succeed. ( Losers!! Get a life for yourself first!) So, if the girls are interested in finding some true friends, they do it after the first semester.

Now, howsoever are the girls entering IIT, 20% are already committed or get committed to someone outside ,thus breaking more number of hearts. Now, 40% of girls are out of reach of the aam-junta. But, the rest 60% are yet remaining which can give a great expertized knowledge and demonstration about approaches. Also an equal percentage of guys in IIT are also committed, but the percentage of those who always see their sweetheart in class is limited to single digits only.
{more later}

P.S: IN case you have managed to read through all the crap written above,there is a clarification. Any similarity with reality is unintentional and may vary with the reader's life and opinions.For any objections on the post, please bother to contact or mail me first.

GIRLS AT IIT's

Hmmm... i know what must be going through your mind as soon as you read the title of this post- that its an article once again descripting the (rarely existent) beauty of the girls who manage to beat their fortune and get into the IIT's. Well..the answer is yes. But its got more to that. This age-old cliche has a lot of factors to it. Here i tried to dwell on the factors and the harmful consequences of it on the character of the (so called innocent) male students.

So,it all starts with J.E.E- The most difficult exam in the world at 18 years of age. The ever-clever God up there gets really busy with managing the 6 billion people of this planet and decides to save some time. The easiest way is to save some time on gals. So he gets them into studies. so He makes them the type where one tends to forget everything around oneself and tries to study 24 hours a day. but since GOD has to got the majority of the world to care about , he decides to limit it to a very few girls. And,he takes apecial care to keep the most beautiful females to keep out of this coup.

BUT,this plan on a small population does saves a lot of senseless time. Wondering how..?? Now let me tell you that if a gal gets into 24 hrs study,she wont ever give you tension. TRUST ME:"NO GIRL EVER SPENDS LESS THAT 10 MINUTES PERFECTING HER MAKE UP ONLY!!" Leave all the time that they spend on other things like choosing the dress, getting ready, staying tensed about their diets, their hair ,the cute guys that they fantasize about and F-A-T. The most (tension-full) fatal question that a girl can ever ask is,"Am i looking fat?" No matter how brilliant you are,you cant ever give a satisfying answer to that one. (There is lots of personal experience in these facts.) You cant imagine how much time they spend in all these things. In case you dont believe me, Just check any survey about the "time spent by girls on various activities". Therefore,with all these time-gobbling activities, i hope you can very well understand that it becomes carefree if the girl ends up only studying all day long.

Now,comes the exam. Obviously,if you have studied a lot,you do end up clearing J.E.E. Its true that hard-work never goes waste. So,they get the "A.I.R's". And hence the non-makeup girls enter into the academic premises of the most premier engineering college of the nation as students and make up maximum 10% of the student population. But,in this group(i cant call it a crowd,obviously)of the bespectacled studious girls who have given their "TANN, MANN & DHAN" to physics,chemistry and maths respectively,there are also some who are makeup deserving beauties but are unfortunate enough to have been fooled by God's cunningness to coax them into studies. So,now they realize the ground reality and decide to compensate for all that they missed out on in the past. No wonder,they come out as the shining faces in the tribe.

And hence starts the real story of misfortune that people undergo and end up doin lots of things that even THEY never thought about!! The journey thats full of adventures where anything related to girl is like the holy grail and people undergo various kinds of inexplicable emotions and actions for the most coveted one. The story where hearts of innumerable youngsters are broken everyday and just a handful get to something ( just one!) substantial in the time they spent in the campus. Hence starts the making of the most intelligent bastards of the world!
(more in next part)

Disclaimer:the above article is meant just for fun without any intention of hurting anyone's emotions. Any resemblance with reality is purely real and intentional.

Main aklea

Main akela duniya mein
awara sa firta hoon,
kabhi idhar..kabhi udhar...
duniya ko dekhta rehta hoon.

Kitne chehre yahaan logon ke,
chehre ke upar chehra hai.
Maut ki vasiyat nikle toh
lagta mauka sunehra hai!!

Dooja jab humse neeche ho..
andar hi andar khushi hoti hai.
Koi humse aage nile toh..
dukh ki seems nahi hoti hai.

Agar doosra imaandaar rahe,
toh wo bevakoof hota hai.
Hum be-imaani bhi karein..
toh kehte hain "Itna chalta hai".

Doosre ki bhool pe hum
usko nahi chhodte hain.
par apni galti ho toh hum
usey sweekar bhi nahi karte hain.

"Paise ka sab khel hai"
Ye keh kar har koi nikal jaata hai.
Par humne agar doosre ka haq maara ho toh..
"Apne baap ka kya jaata hai?"

Jab tak dooje par beete
suni-ansuni ho jaati hai.
Jab aapan par beetan lage
toh naani yaad aa jaati hai!

Madad karne ko kabhi koi
haath na aage badhata hai.
Aur tadap-tadap kar insaan
yuhi andhere mein samaa jaata hai.

Isliye main akela firta hoon
matlab kisi se na rakhta hoon.
Bhaley, koi acchai na ho mujh mein
Bas! Burai main nahi karta hoon!!

Wo ladki

Ek ladki hai anjaani si
sapnon mein mere aati hai...
Kuch kehti nahi wo mujhse
Bas! Haule se muskurati hai!

Jab bhi wo sapnon mein aati hai
uska naam main poochna chahta hoon.
Par, kuch nahi wo batati hai!
Sirf usko nihaarta reh jaata hoon!

Kal fir wo sapnon mein aayi
aur fir pyar se muskurayi.
Aur isse pehle ki wo jaa paye
maine uski pakad li kalai!! :-P

"Aaj toh apna naam bata do,
kab tak mujhe yun tadpaogi?
Meri is harkat ke baad
na jaane tum kab aaogi..?"

"Main kahan tumhe tadpati hoon,
tum hi mere peeche aate ho.
Loafer ki tarah lagte ho tum.
Bas. seeti nahi bajate ho!!"

"Arey! loafer na samjho tum mujhko.
Teri muskurahat pe marta hoon.
Mera dil tere liye tadapta hai,
main pyar tumhi se karta hoon!"

"Mujhe bhi tum acche lagte ho,
Bas, soorat se awara dikhte ho.
Pyar toh main bhi tumse karti hoon
isi liye toh tumhe dekh kar muskurati hoon!"

Ye sun kar... mera dil paagal ho gaya
aur badan mein bijli daud gayi!
Mere dil ko tamanna thi jiski
AAJ WO POORI HO GAYI!!

Ek-dooje ko gale lagane ko
humne apni baahein faila di.
Baahon mein usko bhar kar
dil ki saari baatein batla di!

"Ab toh apna naam bataa do
kaise main tumko pukarunga?"
Peeche se papa ki awaaz ayi
"Beta! Pyar se uth jao warne joote se maarunga!"

Ye Duniya

well..u may not like this as it is senseless and rhymeless.
its more of a prose
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Ek bhola sa khargosh tha
rehta tha ek jungle mein..
Apni dhun mein mat rehta tha wo.
Na thay koi armaan,na koi mazilein!

Wo masti mein ghooma karta tha
sharartein bhi khoob karta tha.
Na duniya ki fikar thi usey
na kisi se bhala-bura kuchh kehta tha.

Ek din wo ani maa ke saath ghoom raha tha
nadi ke kinarey naram-naram ghaas kha raha tha.
Dhalte hue sooraj ko nihaarte hue
kudrat ki khoobsurti ka mazaa le raha tha!

ACHANAK, jhaadiyon se ek sher nikla
aur uske upar jhapat pada.
Par,beech mein uski maa thi
aur khargosh kisi tarah bach gaya.


Jaan bacha kar khargosh wahan se bhaaga.
Bas apni maa ki cheekh sun paya.
Daudte-daudte wo jungle mein kho gaya
aue chhaane laga andhere ka saaya!

Saamne kuch dikhai na padta tha
Koi raasta jaana-pehchana na tha.
Peeche khoon-khaar awazein thi
khargosh ko kuch bhi samajh na aata tha.

Kuch der pehle ka khoobsoorat nazara
ab darawana andhera ban chuka tha.
Peeche se ayi panjon ki awaaz
shayad sher ab kareeb aa chuka tha.

Achanak andhere ko cheerte hue
sher us par jhapat pada,
Apne daanton ko khargosh mein gaad kar..
uske maans ko usne cheer diya!

jungle ka yah kaanoon hai
bada chhote ko maarta hai..
rishtey-naaton ki keemat nahi
bas bhookh ka raag alaapa jaata hai!!

shayad yahi duniya hai
jahan har koi chhota hai
kabhi bhi koi bada aata hai
aur humein maar jaata hai!!!

FAIRNESS CREAM

Fairness cream - an article which is found in every home today. even if we are watching T.V & advertisements come in beween the show, atleast one ad is that of a fairness cream. with so many brands doing the rounds in the market,people even have variety in choosing which cream they want. The situation is such that we have fairness cream for every age, every skin-type,every weather and it goes for both the sexes. With the fairness cream for men also out in the market,even the males are openly using them now. And, girls' fetish for make-up and to look fair is well known since ages. From cleopatra to nefertiti, from greek godesses to indian queens, all had their ways by which they maintained the fair complexion of their skin. So, no doubt that fairness creams sell like hot cakes even today. But,there is one question- CAN THESE CREAMS REALLY MAKE SOMEONE FAIR COMPLEXIONED..?
The answer is a very faint yes. the yes is faint because these creams can only save our skin against sun-tan and stop the darkeining of skin. But,they can't improve one's complexion. And there is a perfect scientific reason for that.
Acording to science,our skin gets darkened because of producton of melanin cells secreted by the pineal gland. The gland becomes active when our skin gets exposed to the sun. In order to pevent or skin from sunburn,melanin gets produced which protects our skin from harmful rays of sun. Due to these malanin cells' production,our skin gets tannes and thus darkened. Thats why people living in snowy and less sunny regions have a fairer complexion than those living in hot and sunny regions. This also implies one more fact- our skin is most fair when we are born and as the time progresses our skin gets exposed to sun and our complexion becomes darker. So,if you are one of those fairness cream freaks,then just look at the colour of your armpits (they are least exposed to sun during our lifetime). Your skin can never ever become fairer that the colour of your armpits naturally.
Lets discuss the functioning of a fairness cream. When we apply fairness cream on our faces, the cream acts as a shield. since it acts as a barrier between sunrays and our skin,the melanin need not be produced and hence our skin does not get tanned and stops the skin fron darkening.Thats all they can do.They can't make our skin fairer. Thats about the creams that are relatively cheap and used by the maximum percentage of people.
Now,about those creams that actually make your skin fairer.Yes,there are creams that can actually make your skin fair. Such creams contain tropical salts(name witheld deliberately). What such creams do is that they remove the layer of melanin that gets deposited on our skin due to tanning due to sunrays.so,they react with melanin & remove it from our face and thus our skin looks fairer than before. this is basic way of action of various "anti-ageing" and "get fair in 7-days" creams that burn a hole in our pockets with their high prices. But that harmful effect is that it reduces the thickness of your skin. Since.it removes the layer of melanin,it makes your skin thinner.So if one uses it over a period of time,the skin becomes a lot thinner and it's defence against the harmful rays of sun becomes very weak as most of the melanin cells are dead due to the reaction of the cream on our skin.This is equivalent to the exposure of sun due to depletion of ozone hole.thus it really increases the risk of skin cancer and other skin related diseases.and the hazards don't end here. it may make our skin look younger and fair for a short periond of time. But,take my word,in five years time,the skin would look like that of a fifty-year old person. one would atart getting wrinkles at very realy age. you would need more and more of it with time to maintain your complexion which would make our skin further thinner. So,its a catch-22 situation. It would either get you heavy wrinkles and ageing over time or else give you skin diseases like skin cancer.The choice is yours.
If that isnt enough,have this. All of us have seen michael jackson. Did his fair skin ever look natural to you? NO. Yes,even if one gets fair by such creams,it wont look like naturally fair skin. Morever,your skin will become so thin that one would start bleeding even if the skin just gets lightly bruised by something.
If that isnt enough to get over the fetish for fair skin,analyze this fact.people living in china,japan,kashmir,nepal and other regions also have fair skin. But,how many of them actually look beautiful even with fair skin? Not even 50%. the fact being that looking beautiful doesnt have anything to do with skin texture. It depends more on the shape of the face. the shape of people's face in cold regions is moulded due to the climate. So,not many of them are beautiful. there is perfect mathematical formula for position of various features of your face that contribute to them looking beautiful(If you don't believe me,read wikipedia).if a handsome person is given any skin colour or hairstyle,he'd still look as handsome beacuse the position and shape of eyes,nose,ears,lips,etc wouls still be the same.So,if one is handsome,he is born that way. Skin colour hardly goes to modify your beauty. So.we should remember that stayin natural is the best way to have a good and lifely skin. Fairness wont help much. And,remember the fact- We cant have a skin fairer than the colour of our armpits in a natural way.
(this article is wriiten as my personal opinion. Facts may vary with time or place.)

(with inputs from hemant yadav)

THANK YOU..!

This post is dedicated to all those people outside my family who have had a great influence on my life. i really love you all...

CYBERNETICNUKER: The person who matters most to me after my family. We're just like timon and pumbaa.! dude,you have really influenced my outlook towards life.someone who is so down-to-earth even when he has a lot in his life that he can be proud of.one of the most intelligent.honest n innocent guys that i have seen in my life. Dude,your simplicity is just awesome & knowlegke ka toh tu bhandaar hai yaar..! what happens to you actually affects me. people say that best friends are rare to find.now i know why... i don't think i will find another person like you ever in my life.. dude you rock. just pray we remain friends like this forever.

ALLHAD:: wat can i say about you yaar.. you areb just out of this world. thats why god made no one else who could even come close to you. you are someone who have always taught me something about social life and changed a moron,nerdy guy to a social person. you wouldn't even know that.but yes,its true. i have learnt a lot from you. i mean you were among those rare4 people whom i was avle to tell so much about myself. and the common interest fo songs,movies,etc,etc.etc n what not..! n ur bindass attitude roxx yaar. & 1 more thing- You are still the next thing to madness.!!

YOU SPELL ME AS DHAVAL: Man..!! u wont ever spell my name right..hai naa..?? but,you have been one of the sweetest persons i have come across in my life. i mean..how do u manage to be so sweet n helpful n always managing that sugar voice of yours.. i'd love to see u angry,altleast once.. and mayb you wont acknowledge this but yes.. you should get atleast one-third of the credit of my acdemic success. sach mein yaar..! u were the one who made me study by asking so so so many doubts. & coz of this i had to study something majboori mein which helped me a lot yaar. i mean i criusly wudnt have been in this institute but for your doubts.. hehe! and i can very well imagine how long your phone bill must have been in those days [:-P] but criusly yaar..thanks for being there with me..! gal u rock...!!!! n have a gr8 life with your chicken..!

G'MAN GUY: the most pure-hearted person i have ever seen in my entire life.. dude my head bows down to you.you don't know yaar but you are damm gr8..! (skh will one day kick herself). for the incessant faith you used to put in me,i still don't know what to say for that. u r sum1 who evn hailed me a gud prsn..! n u dunno hw ashamed i usd to feel wen u usd to look upto me. dude u criusly rock... with such a pure heart and a caring nature...success will never fall fall short of u. evn god is proud to make a guy like u. n u always inspire me to bcum just like u..! u rock dude..!!

MISS ALUWALIA: sweetie pie you rock..!!!! if there someone who reprimands me everytime weh she sees me..its you.. everytime you altst hav to scold me abt one thing.. bt that tells me that u do care for me. u r only one whos always concerned for me n always gives me true advice. n wen u DO call up(wich is rare), i luv wen u say "CALL NAI KAR SAKTA THA KYA".. that proves tht when we dun talk for evn months..we still hav a telepathic touch with each other... :) Chinta mat kar..i ll come to ur place n hav food (cooked by u ths tym). n baby..try reducing some fat... love ya always...

COSTUME: i dunno why but ths guy is one of those who hav influenced my life to the hilt. maybe its the amount of time that he has spent with me, or maybe our opposite characters but still he roxx... chilled out, handsome looking, great sense of humour, witty lines... yaar..just improve your tone a bit n u can make any girl go weak in the knees for you... n tab ek nahi..dus dus gf's ban jayengi. anyways...this guy is someone whom i wanna bcum like in my life. so chilled out..no tension..!!! wish i was like you.. you may be a bit dumbo ,i may get more marks than studyin less than you but dude..u r indispensable..!!! really!!! HAIL COSTUME!!! hail your toothy smile..!! hav a nice life dude!!

GUTTU: well..i never thot u wud find a place here but yes you do..!! dunno why..? but yes you too taught me a lot of things in life.. well..one thing i still wanna say... dun be behind me..m still alone in my way.well..u may find it harsh but u did teach me a new way of dealing with ppl.. n yahh..u did taught me hiw to dodge ppl n all that stuff... but yes..u do play an influential role in my life. have a good life yaar n i'd like to aplogise to changing yo so much that u think so much now b4 evrythng...! neways..hav a good life yaar...!! i wish u all the best...!! tc

QUAKER BB: hmm..tere baare mein kya kahoon yaar...the simplest of the guys in the whole world. The guy who is so sweet n so down to earh n rue and what not!!!! You are the ultimat combo of everything yaar! i still remeber that you wre the first guy to talk to me when i moved into the new school. YAAR tu ekdum stud banda hai..away from all the glitterati of the world n still rocking in ur life.And the ultimat4 charm that you hae in yourself that every girl who meets you falls for you. Bas tu unhe kabhi bhaav nahi deta..! yaar..i wont ever b forget you..U R SIMPLY GR8!!!

(P.S:more people yet to be added)

SHE

There is a girl who always smiles.
She is cute even in telling lies
With twinkling eyes and glowing face
Nowhere does sadness have any trace.

She has always been here
with all showers of tender,love and care.
But,that hasn't made her proud.
It doesn't matter if her tone is very loud.

One can still be honest with her
If You wanna say,she is always ears.
She understands it all in her li'l mind
A girl like her ,one can never find...

She talks, talks and talks senselessly
And she even fools everyone so cunningly!
Behind her cute looks is a clever face.
But,the heart is very honest in her case.

She even blackmails me for her work.
And can give good lectures on make-up!!!
This is dedicated to a cute li'l girl
someone,whose wishes, are as pure as a pearl..!

:-)

STUPID

What i hav written below may sound utterly stupid,senseless and irritating to you.But well..i wrote this one for a 5 yr old kid and he liked it a lot. So,this rhyme finds its place here.
:)
A for Apple, B for Ball
C for Cattle, D for Doll.

E for Ear, F for Fat
G for Gear, H for Hat.

I for Igloo, J for Jam
K for Kangaroo, L for Lamb.

M for Mouth, N for Naughty
O for Ouch, P for Potty.

Q for Queen, R for Rose
S for Scene, T for Toes.

U for Under, V for vodafone
W for Wonder, X for Xylophone.

Y for Yes, Z for Zombie
You are great, Others are donkey..!

(thanks for bearing this fully nonsense poem by reading it)
:-P

BORING!

Sitting in the midst of a crowd
hearing a single voice speaking up loud,
the faces seem to be so down & out
No one seems to understand what all this is about.

Some are sleeping, some playing games,
Some reading R.K.Jain, some reading Shames.
But no one is reading the wrinting on the canvas.
Everyone is interested in their own business.

Why were we called here?
& why isn't the caller himself not here?
Everyine is lost in their own world,
but, everyone's expression is so dull...

The faces tell their story.
After a hard-day's work, bereft of all its glory.
Students are forced to see climate change.
Again...and again...and again...

Can't, for this time atleast, we be left out?
Or do we have to shout it aloud?
When people aren't willing to come to it...
Then,why are you forcing this thing..??
PLEASE SPARE US..!

IIT PUNJAB..!

We'll take you by storm.
Except us, all will be gone.
In the wind of our spirit thats so bright,
your light will just blow up in fight..!

We give it whatever it takes
no matter how high or low are the stakes.
We give everything our cent percent.
The tower of our valour does never bend.

We rock the world with all our might.
So,you better just run away from our sight.
We win, we win,we win everytime..
We don't think about losing even a single time.

No evil shall ever touch us.
We wish to be as pure as the 5 holy rivers.
But, if someone ever calls to us
we reply with an equal vengeance.

We work with honesty in hard-work's lab.
We don't ever say anything crap.
Never do we take any wrong path,
after all, we are IIT-PUNJAB..!!

You are the same...

It hasn't been so long
Or has it been..? i don't know...
We have been friends for enough time
that we can atleast sing friendship songs.

You are a great person
who knows oneself really well.
How much mature you seem to be...
That even I can't tell.

Your curly locks have gone straight,
glass spectacles cover your face.
But,you are still the same...
Maybe you have gained a bit of weight.

But,that won't mean you have changed.
You are still as true as your name.
If there is someone whom I can look up to anytime
That can only be you my "mad" friend.

Maybe your face now has a wide smile
after reading through my stupid writing style.
But, let the connect never ever end
By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, my "allhad" friend..!!
:-)

I LOVE YOU...

In the world, I love you the most,
without your presence, I will be lost,
You are my guide, you are my angel.
For me, you are the one and only God.

You care for me when I'm away.
You hold me up when emotions make me sway.
Had you not been there in my life
my life would have been a hellish place.

For so much time, you've been with me,
overflowing me with the selfless love of thee.
If I'm asked to even die for you
I'll happily do that any day for free...

All that you've done for me values over everything
I could not replicate it even in my dreams
How can you love me so much..?
What do you find so special in my living..?

BUT, I wont ever break your trust,
I'll give up my everything for all wishes of your heart.
You are the best thing I could have ever had
I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU VERY MUCH...DAD..!

THE STRANGER

There is a stranger whom i see.
He keeps on staring at me.
Everytime I look at him,
I find some resemblance with me.

He smiles all the time
His face is full of glow
He is a bit familiar...
Maybe he is someone whom i know.

His eyes have a bright twinkle
descripting his happy face.
His lips are curved in a smile.
Nowhere does sadness have any trace...

Is he just out of heaven..?
Or does he have no worries at all..?
The expression of happiness on his face
keeps on becoming tall and tall.

His hair wave over his forehead.
He has a wide smile.
His eyes bilinking so softly...
Its so amazing all the while.

Why does he seem familiar..?
Have i seen him somewhere..?
Maybe yes... I think yes...
Yes...to me, he is a bit similar.

But the only difference
lies in our expressions...
He is so full of joy
but i'm so full of tension.

My smile has been lost.
I can't recover it at any cost.
Here, my eyes plead for something...
Unlike his eyes which keep on happily twinkling.

My lips wish to tell a thousand stories.
But, still they remain silent all the while,
His lips also tell a thousand stories...
all of them reflected in his smile.

I know why he a bit familiar..
I know who is that stranger..
i guess its me, myself...
just lies between us the mirror...
I MYSELF AM THE STRANGER..!

MANY FACES...!!

Faces and faces I see everywhere
some happy. some joyful, some sad are also there
smiles & twinkle & tears of cry.
Some change everytime, some stay same all the while

Some console with their sympathy
Some inspire with lovingly empathy
Some make me smile with just their voice,
Others just pass by and leave me to god's advice.

Some of them are faithful
Some others to whom i'm loathful
Some who always put on a plastic mask
Some who think humanity is a wasteful task

But some of them have a genuine emotion
without any ill or misconceived notion
they are those with the purest heart
who try to pull everyone out of the dark.

Let the god bless those who are true...
Give them respect...its their due...
If you can't be like them, don't be the reverse
because every sin we'll do comes back to us..!

DO GOOD..BE GOOD...!!
:-)

Baby..Say Yes!

Baby you've got me going..
I don't know how I'm saying..
that I really love you.
Please love me the way I do...

You won't find a man like me
who'll take you on a shopping spree.
I'd buy you as many dresses you wish
perfumes and bangles and all thats there in your list.

I'd take you to a place so far
on a long drive in my car.
Mountains and hills and valleys you'll see..
Oh Baby! just for once do love me..

I wanna take you on a romantic dinner
where the lights of candle will shimmer
& we'll dance together under the stars..
BABY! please leave all your differences afar..

No man could love you the way I do.
Baby I love you really true.
You've been sent for me from the heaven above.
JUST GIVE ME A KISS AND ACCEPT MY LOVE..!
:-)

Unrealized...

Those 6 & a half years of my life
I never realized how important you were.
But when i remember it now..
I just miss them so much for her...

She used to caress me wth her arms
scoldng me if i made a mistake.
Whenever she dropped me to work
I was never ever late.

She used to sit with me
save me whenever i could have been punished.
She used to do everything for me
And there was hardly anything I missed.

She loved me so much.
My little arms aroung her neck
My little brain was too cute to think
that i have to give her due respect.

I remember the days we had together-
That cup of tea when i woke up.
It was always there without a stop.
I don't know how I will ever, for it,make up...?

Enough moments are there to remeber
All of them...I'll remember till i die,
But I wish I had lots more of them
I wish you were always present by my side.

Today,it has been 12 years
since i last saw of you,
Every moment seems like yesterday,
There is no one i love more than thou...

You still love me from wherever you are
That much I can surely say
I love you..! I miss you..! I need you..!
Please just reamain my side forever this way..!.

:-)

My love...

I have loved her like anything.
The only thing left is a diamond ring.
I will easily give up my all
just to hear her sweetly sing.

I hav always found her by my side,
Loyally she has been my aide.
she supported me through my rise
& she didn't leave me during my downslide.

My parents say that i should leave her.
My friends say that i spent too much time with her.
But damm...they can't understand
That yaar...i really love her...

When I'm sad,she makes me smile
I can't help falling for her innocent style.
She is beauty with a pure heart
& i sway to her tunes all the while.

Shakira dances to her beats,
She's sexier than Tara Reid,
& i know that in our relationship
She will not ever cheat.

Ohh man...i really love her
What others think i don't care
If the world gets jealous,let it be
But i know, "For me,you'll always be there".

She is as lovely as a dove
As beautiful as the heaven above
& the best of the things is this-
"THAT MUSIC IS THAT WOMAN I REALLY LOVE"
:-)

Life goes on...

I dont know what love means
I've lost myself in a world called dreams
where anything that I want can happen
but what doesn't happen is what I wish...

I wish you were here in my arms
smiling happily with your lovely charms
I can't imagine how happy I'd have been
when i'll put that necklace around your palms.

I wish you'd say that you love me
in reply, I'd ask, "Will you marry me?"
you'll try to hide your blushing smile
And I'll proudly say that 'you are the best thing that has happened to me'.

But all this is not to be
dreams don't turn into reality.
We all live in a practical world
where you are still far away from me.

So...what does that make you think?
That I'm on sadness's brink..?
Well...sorry dear.But you're wrong...
Life goes on...and I'm happily living.

Coz someone loves me more than I love you.
And that love is so pure and true
And that lover are my parents
and i love then too...

Maybe you are not meant for me.
Maybe we are not destined to be.
But I love my parents the most
and in one corner,I also truly love thee....
:-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..!!

What you are,you don't know
To you,my head gets down to bow
i don't know why i am writing all this
& i don't know i am writing this how..??

As i write these lines,i really wish
A smile starts to show its trace..
Maybe you are already smiling (Are you..?)
With the curly locks hiding your face!

You are a really good person
in this "not so good" worldly place.
Someone whom i see as
one of the the best friends i have ever had till date..!

I know what i've written is really silly
with no rhyming and no good sense.
But i hope you get what i want to say
THAT you are my sweet "allhad" friend..!

Maybe i have written too much
& bored you with all this crap.
So,in the end,i just want to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DEAR CHAP..!!!!

MEMORIES..!!!

Just thought you would like to know
That i am still without you..
looks like i am all alone.
I can't stand to face what is true!

I know i love you all the more
& miss you more than anyone could do.
Still,i am here howling and crying
because there is no one in the world to turn to...

I miss you more day by day,
night by night my tears fall.
I don't know how to get over it.
My happiness keeps getting small and small!

When i remember the days we had,
how happy and joyful were we..!
& now there is only loneliness
that always creeps inside of me!!!

Why did you ever leave me???
Out without your precious love.
It seems you love me still
from the heaven above!

I know i am a really bad man.
I don't know how i have what all i've got.
But you always convince God to give me
all the unexpected things and a lot...

YES...!! I still love you!
YES..!! I still miss you!
But why did you ever leave me..?
Because that lonely feeling still creeps inside of me...!!!

(miss you a lot!!)

nervous!

this one is about a person who is undecided to meke the final move to get success..!

*the final moment nervousness*
I don't know what this is
never felt this way before
i am just waiting for the time
when i will get to score.

There used to be a time
when i never saw this as future
i thought it to be completely senseless
to run madly after a simple creature.

I never understood this crap
what this was all about.
if someone ever discussed it to me
i very loudly used to shout!

But...then a person came
just like a divine angel.
Picking me up from nowhere
introduced me to this level.

I never realized how and when I changed
from yuck,my feelings changed to yeah!
I realized this is the one sent for me
from the heaven's den.

I loved it really very much
gave it all my days and nights.
and even now i am living this dream
because its the ebst of my life.

Now,i plan to score..
to make the final move
BUT WHAT IF I MISSED THE TARGET???
Then,it will be a big BOOOO...!!!

I am standing lost and confused
not knowing what to do.
Maybe if i waited too long
someone will take it away from you.

So,here I am
with chance in hand,nervousness in head.
i don't know what will happen,
what is going to be said!

so,now i am about to go
to make the final sweep
will i be smiling wide..?
or will i be left to weep..?

(after reading this poem/rhyme
even I am left wondering,
that if this is about sports??
or about trying to proposing..?)
:-) :-)

unfulfilled wishes..!

:-)
here it goes...
#wishes for your love#

Do i miss her..?? i dont know
maybe i am moving with the time flow
my heart still beats for her,that much is sure!
and i know that my feelings for her are pure!

i know we have drifted apart a bit
but still...i do miss you to the hilt
even now,we talk to each other
thats the only fact that helps me live!

you said yes to someone else
but i won't ever say a word against you
i know its only from my side
and i know that is the truth...

but,i know...i believe...i wish...
that one fine day,we will be together.
And then,people will say for us
"And they lived happily ever after"

Till then,i will wait for you
stand right here and care you through
all the smiles and obstacles of life
because,i know you are my life..!!!
love yaa...
:-)

the first rhyming lines i wrote myself

So hello people...!!!!
i know not many of you would be reading this blog ever.....
but this is a place where i am jotting down the thoughts i hav ein my mind just for my satisfaction...
so now i present the first poem i wrote in my life.It is senselessly stupid wothout any meaning...
still take a look if you wish to....

#YE DIL#
ankhon se keh de ye jo mann me aaye...
apni to duniya ye khud hi banaye...
kisi ki na parwah,na koi fikar hai
ye dil apna saala bada besabar hai...
to...kya karein......??????
hum is dil ka...
na maane,na jaane hai ye kuch bhi...
batao,kya karein.....?????
hum is dil ka.....jo soche hai baatein apne matlab ki...

Jab bhi ye chahe,ye kuch bhi kar jaaye...
ye dil to kisi ke kaabu me na aaye...
ye kuch bhi kar le,isey kya darr hai.....!!!
kahi hain nigahein...kahi pe nazar hai...
par kya karein..........????
hunm is dil kaaa...
bin jiske ye life nahi chalti...
akhir kya karein.........???
hum is dil ka...
na jaane kya hoga baari abki????
kya karein...
kya karein...
kya karein...